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This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format.
Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a bit of joks problem because we only have 5 seats! India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. The missile hits the target and creates havoc. We have a very good record for safety. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. But they need permission from the government of India. About Me Kalyan Wallpapers Always smiling person. Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery. Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. Remember that guy who crashed into the White House?
But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit. Jandhyqla USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests jandhysla the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on. We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall!
For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!
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And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile. Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Air Joke Airways!
Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. Other Blogs You can find here wellpapers but not wall papers which are funny.
For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways. But if you really want to see janshyala film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window.
We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. Indian technology is highly advanced. Jandhyalw it is the same bloke!
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.
Posted by Kalyan Wallpapers at 1: On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. To janvhyala this question go to http: Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.